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Haunt Demotivational Poster


Haunted -


TAGS: aging mirror reflections haunted house
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 19, 2014, 2:43 pm
Thedge I am being me...it's that old person in the mirror that certainly isn't...teehee.
Thedge - September 19, 2014, 5:54 am
Hehehe... I have white hair halfway down my back, a white beard to challenge Santa Clause... when I look in the mirror, I just see me. Same old thang, different day. If I could teach the young folk anything, it would be that. Just be you.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:01 am
Thanks mao...do you hear the voices too...teehee.
maoworks2 - September 10, 2014, 3:23 pm
Yup, My Place Is Haunted Too. Great One 5L Boooooooo.
chickenlittle - July 7, 2014, 6:49 pm
Complimentary of course MissP! I bet it's the same old person who's always jumping in front of me in the mirror and blocking my view!
MissPriss - July 6, 2014, 1:00 am
Are you saying that in a complimentary or sarcastic way? Think carefully before you answer that Little!
chickenlittle - July 5, 2014, 10:16 pm
Good to know I'm not alone MissP...
MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hellzyeah...they even make complexes for 'em...teehee.
Airman - July 5, 2014, 11:09 am
there's more than one haunted house then


HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




CREEPY PASTA -


TAGS: mother fire ghost haunt
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - May 5, 2012, 3:39 pm

WOW, very deep
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 11:26 am
Thanks. I need to look at the tags more...
Sho - May 5, 2012, 11:18 am
Look at the tags, they provide some minor clues
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 9:04 am
Before I cast my vote, someone please clue me in.. I don't get this reference.
gas - May 5, 2012, 8:06 am
whew.. wow
Greeny - May 5, 2012, 7:29 am
wow
Reality Lord - May 5, 2012, 7:03 am

hair on my arms rising creepy. strongly 5L!


GUEST -


TAGS: stairs girl haunt ghost alone
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Sho

holymoly - May 7, 2012, 9:59 am
"Antigonish"
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 8:43 am
I see sho's starting to dabble in hard drugs haha 5ls
Zetmonk - May 7, 2012, 7:08 am
My, Sho is slightly strange today. Good in 'n really bad way strange.
Rabbitearsblog - May 7, 2012, 1:35 am
OMG! This poster is epic!
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 7:43 pm

ok...that yellow duckie avatar is really starting to creep the f@#k out of me.


DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die


TAGS: blair witch haunted death die halloween house woods lost when you see it
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Squeezie - December 9, 2008, 4:34 pm
top right window........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:56 am
One of my fave episodes!! Oh, the crazy schemes Slappy devised to get that ice cream back, only to find that it had melted!!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:05 am
MWLF, remember that episode where Slappy had his ice cream taken away by Officer McGillicuddy? That was classic BWP!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 2:27 am
Sure there was. The characters were June, Brent, Slappy, Porkpie Mcb***ercorn, Blair, Johnny Stickbundle, Little Nell, the Scarecrow, Chad Darlington of Montgomery Hills, and Sergei. My favorite scene was the pie eating contest!
me - November 5, 2008, 11:07 pm
um, there is no one named "brent" in BWP
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, I see it. Had to zoom in to see Brent from PvP lol. I thought BWP was pretty good, certainly diff from movies I'd seen before. One off, though.
Sean - November 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
Next time you do, tell him Sean says "Hi". Bye.
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Ohh.. I haven't seen Monty Python in a longggg time
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:58 pm
Yeah Porcelina, it's bit of a riff on the opening credits of The Holy Grail: "A moose once bit my sister."
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:56 pm
... upper window, above the door.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
*sn***xx* Huh? What? I was snoring at the big revelation. A face. That's all? I thought for sure there'd be a woman peeing on an electric chair with her tongue stuck out, committing vote fraud.
porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:51 pm
it only killed her once, sean?
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:43 pm
and two kinda longish eyes peeking out of the top window ... and then there's the 706 ninjas, a**uming I counted correctly ....
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:39 pm
top window on the right? face.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hasn't anyone seen it yet?? When you see it...
Sean - November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
My God, Da5id's right ... and a draft once killed my sister.
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:54 pm
Clearly this house has no windows installed... you might catch a cold.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 2:36 am
Ahhhh, the horror!! Seriously, the witches around here spend more time primping their hats. We have a Blair Witch, but she's the Blair from Facts Of Life Witch.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 12:53 am
MWLF, don't be surprised if you find 3 piles of rocks outside your house tomorrow...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
Electric Chair Guy, stand in the corner!!!!!
Sean - November 3, 2008, 5:10 pm
A 3.6 rating after 48 votes, for a poster that no one has said anything nice about ... nothing fishy here.
Sancho Panza - November 3, 2008, 3:42 pm
This poster blows chunks. Who cares about a house?
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 3:19 pm
Et tu MWLF?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you be mean to someone... that made me giggle xD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 3:03 pm
And you'll make a poster of someone ****ting said bricks and you'll vote for it ten thousand times, while the rest of us ignore you.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:14 pm
By the way you guys, --when you see it you will **** bricks.......
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:13 pm
Christ look at all these comments.. what have i started...
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
Which would be you and..Well, just you.
Daniel Myrick - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
No, it sucked. I directed it. No one should like it
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 1:21 pm
Ok I think we have heard enough from the haters, I get it, you hate it, now stfu already. lets hear from the people that liked the movie now
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 12:46 pm
That film sucked. It was boring, uneventful and not even slightly scary. I've seen scarier stuff on Spongebob.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:34 pm
Remember: The most frightening things are those we cannot see.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:29 pm
This was never a "horror" movie. Horror movies are all about violence and messy gore. This movie is about suspense, creepiness, and just enough mystery that you must fill in the gaps with you're imagination. Creative people like this movie.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:16 am
LD FTW
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:13 am
Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:09 am
No, I don't like it because I go to see a horror movie to get frightened... or even startled
dgbt - November 3, 2008, 9:36 am
i liked blair witch project. no other movie has even come close to the realism this movie has. people dont like it because u couldnt see the scary monster slaughter people.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 5:26 am
Ive watched this movie like 20 times. It has an atmosphere and a style that just clicks with me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:31 am
-sticks like in the film after the first guy disappeared, and shoved a tissue inside it, that was reddened with a red sharpie. He shouted when he saw it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:29 am
I kind of liked it. Like I said, it got me at the end. It's just not the kind of movie where you can watch it over and over. Once you see it, the secret is undone. True story: saw it with some co-workers, and the next day, we put together a bundle of
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
I just looked at a youtube video of exmortis, you're right it has a ph**o of this house at the beginning, but the interiors are somewhere else
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:36 pm
I'm talking about a movie, not a video game
Drenix - November 2, 2008, 6:34 pm
Well, at least the 1st game kinda scared a little, too bad the aiming sucks... EC Guy, have you played Exmortis? -nothing to do with BWP but it has the house at the beggining-
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 4:04 pm
man, so many haters. Is there not one person here who likes blair witch project?
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 12:46 pm
It's a movie that manages to turn up the suck every time you watch it.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 11:47 am
It's hard to grasp that concept when you don't want to watch it once, even.
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 11:17 am
Its a movie you appreciate more the more you watch it
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:12 am
No, that 'wtf' at the end left me with a sense of 'I want my godd*** money back, this movie SUCKED.'
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 8:41 am
Leaving you at the end with the "wtf" leaves you with a sense of mystery, and that ignites the imagination.
The one's whos sucking the EC Guy's ass 'cos says otherwise - November 2, 2008, 8:19 am
That movie's no a clasic and it sucks. Had its moments but, being honest in the end I just wondered wtf?.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 11:37 pm
Blair witch 2 sucked balls, ill give you that
Charles - November 1, 2008, 8:12 pm
Blair Witch Project 2.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 3:14 pm
To you, yes, To me it is a classic that can never be done again
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:00 pm
The move still sucked ****.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
I should be a diplomat, I put arguments to rest.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:24 pm
Yeah, I see your point. Still not my cup of tea, though.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
When you watch a movie that only has a little bit of action, that action feels way more intense
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thats what made the movie so appealing to me, the feeling that it was real. The more action you have, the less potent the action is. When you watch an action movie, its no big deal seeing action
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:06 pm
It would be better if they didn't argue so much and there was more action
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:03 pm
I like it because I like it, it has nothing to do with it going in a different direction. The movie just clicks with me, and I feel sorry for you that it didn't do the same
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:41 am
If you like it just because it went in a different direction, I feel sorry for you. Just because it went outside the box doesn't mean it's good. Emo, being a prime example. Now, Cloverfield did good... this failed
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 10:00 am
by the way, when you see it, you'll **** bricks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:24 am
I saw it at a preview screening just before it got official release, and most of the movie didn't wow me, but the last sh** of that guy standing in the corner creeped me out bigtime. Of course, I'm not a horror movie fanatic, so I have a big wimp factor.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 8:17 am
If you can not appreciate the rawness and realism of that movie, I feel sorry for you
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:54 am
OMG LYKE LETZZ GO WALK IN A FOREST AND b**** @ EACOTHERRRR!!! YAH!! GOOD IDEAR!
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:43 am
That movie was awesome and classic, anyone who says otherwise can suck my a**
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
That movie sucked so much balls. I wound up cooking dinner and dessert so I would have an excuse not to watch that stupid movie with my boyfriend
Electric Chair Guy - October 31, 2008, 10:37 pm
Trivia note for you movie fans: Thats the house from the ending of the blair witch project


Night Of The Living Dead -




THE NIGHT -


TAGS: haunt memory fear
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Sho

dslohand - August 21, 2012, 10:12 pm
OH GREAT I'll be scared of the stuff under my bed for a month now lol 5 big swats
shamurai69 - August 14, 2012, 11:48 am
Nice.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:07 pm

creepy, love it


TATTOOING GRANDMA -




BEAUTY -




THIRST -




A Way Out -


TAGS: awake haunt night mistakes sleep
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

LiquidAngel - February 10, 2014, 8:27 pm
thx, pretty good, although in need of a break from work
steve1961 - February 10, 2014, 11:48 am
Good one, Liquid...very demotivating. 5L. How've you been?


Ghosts of my Past -


TAGS: ghosts past haunt why guilt
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - May 4, 2013, 8:58 am
5&f


torment -


TAGS: haunt life
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - June 23, 2013, 11:00 am
‘tis a truth…those wrought iron/hard wood chairs and benches don’t help much either…hurt like a bytch
maoworks2 - June 23, 2013, 7:44 am
Boy , That's The Truth 5 Regret L'S
Greeny - June 23, 2013, 6:40 am
Sho gets it - 5L
motifayk - June 23, 2013, 12:53 am
And if you are not haunted, then most probably you are wasting your life.... 5 Tormented Ls


welcome -




The Door -




WOULDN'T IT SELL QUICKER... -


TAGS: real estate sales haunted house
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:52 am
I'll inform the seller...
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:37 am
A haunted house? Okay, NOW you're talkin', but I want a HUGE drop in the price! ^!!!!!


Grandma's House -


TAGS: grandma house haunted hoo hoo febreeze
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

EmilioDumphque - December 1, 2015, 2:10 pm
Are you kidding? High school kids will be holding drug and *** parties in there by candlelight.


My Daughter -


TAGS: life death ghosts spirits haunted
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - April 26, 2015, 10:24 pm
Thank you sir. I wanted to post it to shivers but the military blocks the site for some reason... :(
JesusWept - April 26, 2015, 7:42 am
Wow that's creepy. Post it to the shivers as well. L L L L L


haunted -


TAGS: haunted
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mizzdizz - June 16, 2015, 11:57 pm
Me thinks I perceive spirits lurking in yon window panes, mi'lord! 5 LOL lions


Occupant -


TAGS: occupant ghost creepy haunting spook
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 1:18 pm
That's AWESOME! I never have outgrown a good ghost story! 5 goth lions!
Oldsod - February 17, 2015, 6:06 am
Not at all creepy.
JesusWept - February 17, 2015, 1:01 am
Look closely at the lower left corner of the pic.
EmilioDumphque - February 17, 2015, 12:42 am
With eight legs?


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